What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:25

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
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You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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